Lovely Thackery Binx is my spirit animal shirt

I lived in Cairo as a child; I’ve traveled to Egypt numerous times since; I cannot imagine what the inspiration for this might have been. (In telling contrast is what Princess Diana wore at the pyramids in 1992: The same pale, desert-appropriate colors, but her flowy mid-calf skirt and matching belted jacket had a demure, timeless elegance that both flattered her and detracted not at all-as did Melania's-from the magnificence behind her.)

There was nothing truly wrong with Melania’s Al-Capone-ish get-up: It wasn’t immodest, something to always consider in here. Nor was it head-scratchingly inappropriate or insensitive, like the “I really don’t care do you?” jacket she wore to visit migrant children at the Texas-Mexico border in June.

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